'Furry Little Problem'

I have to say,
This lasted longer than I expected.
Your "furry little problem"
Was rather repulsive when I first found out,
And I thought that that was the end right there.
But we survived.
Or, shall I say,
I survived.
But the sight of fur and fangs running at you
Is hard to forget.
And I know it will happen again.
You know
It will happen again.
Because when your nails get long,
And you pretend you forgot to shave,
I won't be fooled.
I'll know that it's that time of the month.
You say that you put your "dog" in a kennel
And that those Milkbones and chewtoys
Are just left over.
But I know it's a lie.
Which is why
I chose not to break up with you
On a full moon.
Because your "furry little problem"
Would turn me into the dinner
For our final date.
Make that
My
Final date.